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- Netizen was caught by his mother after the fleshlight he ordered arrived at their home
- Lance tried to make up an excuse that the toy was for his friend as a prank gift
- His mom ordered him to throw out the item and buy another gift instead.
Online shopping has its conveniences but it can lead to trouble, too.
A Twitter user named Lance shared a text message from his mother who received his package from Lazada. But out of curiosity, her mother opens the package and saw a “fleshlight.”
https://twitter.com/hornyseminarian/status/1133234798170738689?s=21&fbclid=IwAR12fW7KCbd5cRKjuDsZmcQOkmJoiRQJfV4ODJXXXAhsQHEAN_kgkaHqHu0
A fleshlight is a vagina-shaped sex toy which is designed to fit around the penis and stimulate it for self-pleasuring purposes.
Lance’s mother was curious about how to use the item which she initially thought was a tumbler. Lance told her the item was intended for his friend as a prank gift. His mother was not convinced.
Mommy: Ano to? Bakit ganyan? Para san yan?
Me: Ma kasi binili ko yan for a friend. Kaso na-late nang dating and di ko alam na ngayon pala.
Mommy: Eh bakit ganyan yung takip? Sinong gaganahan uminom dyan e hugis ano oh!
Me: Ma, hindi yan tumbler or iniinuman hahaha— Lance (@hornyseminarian) May 28, 2019
His mother had read the instructions and finally knew the use of the “fleshlight.” She asked her son why would he give that kind of a gift instead of a watch or other useful things.
https://twitter.com/hornyseminarian/status/1133326771963564033
His mom ordered him to throw away the adult toy and get something else for his friend.
https://twitter.com/hornyseminarian/status/1133327595871776768
His mom threw away the “tumbler”, saying they already have a lot of drinking glasses at home.
https://twitter.com/hornyseminarian/status/1133687775109177344
Netizens also share their similar experiences where parents have caught them having sex toys.
buti nga sayo fleshlight lang..eh sa akin..vibrator..kulang na lang himatayin nanay ko…hahaha
— タカユキ (@tachigasuki) May 28, 2019
Sa akin nga nilaro ng mga aso ko and from my room dinala sa mismong sala tapos natanggal ang takip nakita ng tita ko na 72 yo na. sabi ko flashlight eh bakit daw hugis pechay tapos di naman nailaw pero may baterya. Napagod ako sa kaka esplika hahaha
— centaur69 (@etivac69) May 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/Supermarcdg/status/1133392215529574400
Nahuli din ako ng mama ko, pero tumbler lang nakita nya 😂 tinapon ko kasi yung loob 😭 nagsisisi ako hanggang ngayon
— J (@JakeyRicky) May 29, 2019
Some netizens said that mothers should know how to respect privacy.
Laging turo ng nanay namin na kung hindi saiyo huwag buksan. Kaya never pang may nagbukas ng mga padala sa bahay unless may nakasulat na urgent.
— BiomanixMen (@BiomanixMen) May 28, 2019
Lance said that the package was addressed to him and/or his mother, enough of a reason for her to open the package.
Naka “and/or” sa name nya kaya binuksan nya
— Lance (@hornyseminarian) May 28, 2019
