PETA: Eating chicken can make your kid’s dick small

If you’re hung like a tiny señorita banana, it could be because your mom was eating more chicken while you were in the womb. That’s the claim made by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) in their newest video ad warning expectant mothers that eating chicken during pregnancy can give their sons small penises.

PETA said a  study found a definitive link between phthalates and penile development. In fact, the study linked reduced penile size to phthalates but not necessarily to chicken; the researchers mention that phthalates are “pervasive” and can be found in toys, personal care products, many types of food, and even the air. They’re also in our tap water and in pesticides sprayed on plants.

Here’s the ad that PETA definitely wants you to see:

PETA’s strategy has always been simple: get people to stop eating meat, wearing fur, and keeping non-domesticated animals as pets.