Denis Santos
- Farting in front of your partner says a lot about your relationship
- Farting has a detailed meaning in your relationship
I know, I know. You will start in a fancy cafe, making sure everything turns out perfect–not even a pang of embarrassment. Like what you see in the movies.
But here’s the reality, honey. You can stay like that for a short while, but as you get more comfortable with each other, all these cutesy fancy stuff will slowly vanish. Oh no, don’t take this as a bad thing. It is actually the greatest stage of your relationship.
When you’ve come to this stage, you know he or she is a keeper.
Wait do you know what phase I am talking about?
Farting stage
Yes, it is actually a part of any relationship. You will start shy, but when you get to know the person you are seeing more, these things are inevitable. Look at it as a breather. After you’re done impressing that person, you finally get to release the tension and be who you are.
The cutest part of it is the acceptance–that no matter how awful your fart smelled, he or she will take it. Well, for once in your relationship you surely had a fart battle.
This could be an embarrassing story to tell, but it is one of the most beautiful parts of your love life.
