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Internet Pastor says Masturbating is ‘Gay Sex’

  • A coach and an Internet Pastor said that masturbating is like ‘gay sex’.
  • He also claimed that woman’s sports and public schools are a way to make children homosexual.

An Internet pastor has urged men to stop masturbating as it is the same as having “sex with a man”.

High school football coach and notorious Internet Pastor Dave Daubenmire made the comments on his Pass the Salt livestream, claiming that masturbation is homosexuality.

“You’re having sex with a man. You’re putting images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man. It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds.”

He also attacked public schools, saying that it’s the “cesspools” of sin.

“Our public schools are rife with sexual deviancy. Public schools are cesspools of sin and degenerate behavior, if not from the teacher, from the students themselves to each other.

“Get your kids out of public school now! Get your grandkids out of public school now! Do it, and you will never regret it.”

It can be recalled that he has claimed that women’s sports games are just “homo baits” to make girls lesbians.

“Our two daughters played college softball… every time I’d go to the ball games, I kept an eye on my daughters to see if they’d taken the homo bait yet… and they hadn’t. They didn’t have to because they weren’t cropped-haired wide-bottomed girls. They were pretty girls, godly women, they didn’t take the bait.

“But I’m telling mommies right now, if your daughters are good athletes, you better cover them in prayer because the recruiting that goes on, the pressure that goes on to be ‘one of the girls’ is enormous.”

Daubenmire also said that homosexuals are “out to recruit” because they cannot reproduce.

“That strong spirit of lesbianism, there, I said it, that strong spirit of Jezebel, has lifted off of this nation, due, dare I say it, to the prayers of the saints.

“I’m going to tell you this… had good old, white American men not shown up at the polls yesterday, that wicked witch would be still leading us down the yellow brick road… she got booted.”

Written by J M

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