3. Jejomar Binay
Let’s face it: when you’re asked to describe Vice President Jejomar Binay’s appearance, the first thing people will comment is the color of his skin which is dark brown. This is not to make fun of Binay’s skin tone which, after all, is actually common for Filipinos.
But just for the fun of it—and to poke fun as well to the thousands of people obsessed with whitening products and glutathione—why not make a little extra effort to make your skin a little darker, put on a short-sleeved polo, and tuck the shirt into your slacks and you can be a Binay lookalike.
Make sure you campaign at the party, okay?